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#5 cracked me up so bad πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mine's 3. 



  1. Mine's 1...That man was a terrorist! God rest his soul!!

    Hi , Everyone! Hi Lady T......been a while! Prodigal son returning!

    1. Eazee E nno! How is wifey and the family? I like how you disappear and reappear πŸ˜…

  2. My dad has always been number 1 right from when I was a kid,he never spanked me thou but he was a no nonsense man..It's so funny now that am grown he calls to check up on me and when I don't call he is always agitated......daddy 4 and 5 got me cracked upπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚TNHW

  3. My dad is first number 1 then 7 (if it means he likes sending you on errands. My dad will call You from the room to come and give him the remote that’s on the chair across the sitting room.. 🀦‍♂️)

    1. You forgot 2πŸ˜’ or maybe because I chopped the most slaps!
      1 , 2 & 7!

  4. When I was little my dad was a bit of 1 & 6, and very similar to 2. Now he's more of 3. I have a good friend whose dad was 4 before he passed on and up till now I wonder how such people cope.

    9 best describes my mum, even though she's not obsessed with money she will scrutinize your request you'd think she was in your head the entire time.

    5 is so funny πŸ˜„.

  5. Mine Is number 7, at a point the guy will be using sign language to communicate and expect us to understand. Clairvoyance things.
    My husband is going to be num8 I just know it. I pity our daughter shaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  6. Mine's 1; left before I clocked 2.


  7. Mine's 10; left before I clocked 2.


  8. Mine used to be 3. We're gradually getting back there though. Meanwhile, is that Dino Melaye in 5??πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  9. Mine is 3 and 7. I gist with my dad about a whole lot of things. He beat me just once when I was little. That day I disobeyed is order by going to a neighbour's place where I was told not to go and even fought.

    1. Lol, warrior.

      Anyway mine was 1, now he's 8 so so extra
      Will he even allow u to go for prom date? Prom date fire.

  10. Who else thought the post was rated 18 with the title.
    My dad was 3, now he is 10.

    Another girl

    1. I did.....

      Interestingly, my dad doesn't quite fit into any category. Terse in his statements/opinions and revels in books. Chrisyinks.

    2. I definitely did! *eyes rolling*

  11. My dad is number 3.


  12. lol... these people are looking for Dino's trouble o...

  13. I'm not sure I can relate though..... Three cracked me up...

  14. My dad is 3 all the way......gosh that man pampered the hell outta his kids.

    Thank God for my
    Would have been a spoilt brat. She slapped sense into our brains.
    I love my Pa.

  15. My dad is 3 all the way......gosh that man pampered the hell outta his kids.

    Thank God for my mum
    Would have been a spoilt brat. She slapped sense into our brains.
    I love my Pa.


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