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My Husband Would Never Stoop So Low.

"Bros who be dat babe!" Six pairs of eyes followed Jide's and widened in excitement when they say her. Gloria, 5.11, legs for days, slender arms and a graceful carriage with a face that would have been plain had it not be for those high cheek bones. Gloria is really a sight to behold. 

"Oh, na my cousin house girl" Chimdi said and all the guys burst into laughter, playing along with the joke. 

But you see, Chimdi wasn't joking. I remember the first time I saw Gloria in my friend's house, I actually thought she was one of her in-laws, my first thought was that if she's an undergraduate in Lagos I would recruit her as one of my event hostesses for @theblackcarpetevents, if I could afford her, that is. You can then imagine my shock when my friend said this is her new house-help. 

"Na lie! House girl! Is your cousin okay?" Demola asked when Chimdi had finally convinced them

"Where is her husband? Doesn't he live in Nigeria?" Obi asked

"Mehn, my wife go never gree make this kain chic work for us o! Me sef I no go gree, I'm not ready to marry second wife" Chuks said and all the guys laughed. 

"But no be joke o! Why your cousin dey take dis kain risk? How she go put this babe for house say na housemaid?", Yomi was obviously boggled like the rest of them

"Anyway, Chimdi, house girl or not abeg help me arrange the babe. You get her number?" Jide finally said. 

Weeks later when I visited my friend I still couldn't take my eyes off Gloria. Besides the fact that Gloria is really attractive she looks and dresses nothing like a maid, plus she's very well-spoken too. But what really nags at one's mind is she's the kind of attractive that knows she is attractive. I've wanted to mind my business for so long but that day, I had to tell my friend about that conversation the guys had, and she said "Nonsense. How can anyone think that my husband can stoop so low to sleep with the house girl?" She asked in genuine amazement. 

I never mentioned Gloria again, and I won't. But I can't help wondering if my friend is taking a risk or if her husband is really above cheating on her with a maid. I worry because I have this male friend who always says "a hard penis has no conscience". Fact or nah?


  1. I can't o, to avoid stories that touch. I don't even want a live in househelp. apart from husband snatching which I trust my husband to not encourage, I don't want them knowing everything about me. I don't trust people like that. Before see finish syndrome would take over.

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  3. Men most times are attracted to what they see. Hmm I pray that a day will never come when the husband will think of her in that way.
    Personally I won't try such. Having an equally or more attractive lady in my home as any form of help. No need to create that environment in my home, he's sadlled with that outside especially at work. Its really not about stooping low. Most times when in certain situation we could do things we never taught we were capable of.

  4. As my pastor is fond of saying, we do not wear seatbelts because we expect or hope that accidents will happen. We wear seat belts in the eventuality that if any does happen, we at least stand a chance of getting out intact.
    I now go further to say that this does not mean you are simply means you understand the place of wisdom in your faith economy.
    Your friend clearly does not like the various seat belts that life sometimes requires.

    1. aptest comment in the history of apt comments

  5. House girl or no house girl, if the husband wants to sleep with the girl, I don't think anything will stop him. No matter how low the level is

  6. Hehehehheheh.. Your friend will be shocked though... Prevention is better than cure biko. Me I won't take such risk.

  7. I once hired a driver for a client when i worked as an HR personnel. This driver /guy was so good looking, tall and speaks very well. He dropped out of school due to lack of funds.

    When the client a man saw the driver, he said: this guy is as good looking as me. I dont want to tempt my wife in my absence.

    Sadly, we live in a society where we excuse men to be randy and it has become so normal.
    But ....its the reality. The sorry excuse that men will be men.

    Any wise person, shouldnt take the risk that many others have expressly told you what the outcome will be.
    This is not to say there are no disciplined men...but why is it so hard to find them.

    Again, if some men can sleep with their wives siblings and in some cases their mother- inlaw.
    Na who be house girl.....?
    Your friend perhaps knows something you dont know😂🤣


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