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Current Situation. Failed Attempts At Drunkenness at Noon!

It's 12pm, I'm in bed drinking red wine, straight from the bottle. I'm half way through and I'm more sober than I was before I popped the bottle open. 

Sometimes doesn't it just feel like your village people are after you, like all the forces in the universe contrive against you, everything comes crashing down at the same time. It's Murphy's law and Sod's law and Finagle's law all at once; anything that can go wrong will go wrong (and toss you its middle finger with a dirty grin while at it!)

And when all these things go wrong I just sit here and ask God where did I go wrong? What did I do wrong? Did I not love you enough? 

...So after doing all that I could, I went to look for a friendly face, someone to share my woes with, and all I got was a hard stare. This pushed me further to the bottle. 

The fact that I'm typing this without a single typo is evident to the fact that a bottle of red wine has done absolutely nothing to numb or at the very least, alleviate my pain.  

Although, now that I come to think about it, I wasn't exactly drinking to feel better, I just needed to be knocked out, to sleep. Yet, now I'm even more alert than I was in the first place. 

Like how does everything fail at the same time? Even an attempt to get drunk? Just..., how? 

Village people be working over time they won't even let the alcohol get me high in peace! 😧

I admit, I'm tired. Everyone gets tired, don't judge me for admitting it and actually writing it out. 

Moment of truth: I was writing this hoping that before I get to the end sleep would take me away, but I'm still here, wide-eyed and sh*t, so I'm just going to put my phone away and wait for things to get better. I have no options left...

(Things will get better, I'll stay strong. Stay strong too 😘). 



  1. Yes of course, things will get better. Chrisyinks

  2. Mehn sometimes its hard to stay strong but the beauty of it all is that you get up,pull your sh** together and push for the best. Things always get better after the storm.

    1. The storm should do and end biko πŸ˜‚. Thank you Kiki

  3. Things will get better. We all get tired from time to time...wallow in it for a bit and talk yourself out of it. Hugs.

  4. Aswear! Life ain't no easy feat. Thank God for God, really.

  5. I'm going through a shitty time too. Yesterday I just felt tired of life in general. What helped me was a friend who talked me out of it.

    I wish I had something to say to make you feel better.

    Just know you're not alone.


    1. Thanks Gift, I'm feeling much better already, it was just one of those days.

  6. Sometimes even alcohol cannot do the trick, but we have to keep pushing.

    Please I want to ask a random question, who has ever gotten a job through all these online application. I don apply tire but I just have to keep at it. I know I have to supplement all the promises of a job and I realise the good jobs are not usually advertised.


    1. I personally don't know anyone that has, when I was job hunting I didn't get any response from online applications either.

  7. E no go pass prick matter now..

  8. Tee it is okay to breakdown, it is okay to cry...we all cry too. Forget the former things sistagal, I mean it is okay to look back only if it is to see how far you've come. He who made the eyes shall He not see? soonest Tee, soonest He will give you beauty for ashes.
    #psalm 34:5 always does it for me... look up Tee.

  9. Hope u didn't have a terrible headache afterwards??

    1. Nah, I slept off for about 30 minutes and then got dressed and went out.

  10. This too shall pass...and the sun would shine bright again


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